My dad offered to give me 3K for my Europe trip as a graduation present I guess. I don't know what kind of trouble they think I'll be in to need that kind of money to spend in 11 days. Drug dealing perhaps. Betting. Or a sick full body tattoo. I'll need more than 3K for that.

R: We should hang out one day before you leave in case your plane crashes and I never see you again.
K: Thanks. You just want your animorphs books back don't you.

[Working on HIV paper]
K: DAMN IT R.! What am I suppose to write about?
R: Write about love. And how it overcomes all obstacles. Except HIV. Because that's how it spreads.

[on the phone while my bf prepares to brush his teeth]
J: Can you hear me running the toothbrush under the water?
K: Yea, you waterboard that brush like there's no tomorrow.